Big Twelved

When a college football team decides instead of playing in a competitive conference to play in a depleted conference with no Championship game. The result is a cupcake schedule and loss of respect from the entire country.

Wes: Did you hear Texas turned down the invitation to join the Pac-10?

Chaz: So are they adding teams to replace Nebraska and Colorado?

Wes: Nah, they Big Twelved everyone.

Chaz: What a bunch of pussies.

Wes: That's a given.

by 817Chaz June 16, 2010

Tweave

To Leave from a place at twelve

Dude: YO, YOU COMIN TO MAH PARTAY?
Chick: YEAH, BUT I GOTS TO TWEAVE!

by tweavaaahhh23 June 25, 2009

twelvesaster

Slang for dodecasaster. See dodecasaster definition

The exploding ship caued fish to fly everywhere, creating a city wide twelvesaster.

by Alan and Monica Lewis August 23, 2004

twelvest

Something so awesome that any other normal word doesnt have the power to describes its awesomeness.

Stef, that handshake is the twelvest thing I've ever seen!
This mac and cheese is the twelvest!

by BO1L3RUP March 9, 2010

twelvesist

1- Someone who hates twelve-year-olds, usually human kids.
2- A person who is grossed out by the number twelve (12).

1- “Grandpa, I think this creep is twelvesist, he nearly ran over us!”
2- “I think I am twelvesist, I never count up to twelve.”

by Satōhina April 14, 2020

twelver

A group of twelve of something. Could be hours, cans of beer, a carton of eggs, etc.

I just slept a fat twelver and I'm about ready to die now.

by BradTheDad May 20, 2020

twelvethousand

cutting 12k on your thighs or "fake cutting", people do this for attention, pity, or suicide. also for slitting all the way down your thighs while standing up so when you bleed out you fall over

I heard that girl jaymie twelvethousand'd herself

by spacker10 January 20, 2021