Mike Triola

a man that is the size of sasquatch but has a chode.

Wow that kid is such a Mike Triola!

by joe west September 4, 2008

Turbo Slut

A slut firing on all cylinders.

Paddy : I gave that bitch one in every hole last night
Tom : Jeez, that girls some turbo slut!

by Pencil Turner January 16, 2008

triots

Placed after any bad word to show hatred of the New England Patriots. Does not work with good or positive words.

Shitriots
Cheatriots

"Dude when are those Cheatriots gonna lose"

by Pofodamofo January 11, 2008

turbo

a method of smoking a joint using a plastic bottle, a hole is burnt into the bottom section of the bottle on the side using a lighter, two more holes may be burnt into the top section of the bottle if the stoner wishes to "shotgun" the turbo. the stoner or another stoner with them sucks on the usual opening of the bottle gently after the roach of a joint is placed into the lowermost hole to make smoke rise slowly into the bottle, this is known as "pulling" the turbo, a slow riser may be pulled where the only wise thing to do is "shotgun" the turbo. a slow riser may be identified by smoke that appears liquid... yes, i'm a stoner :D dedicated to you scholey, from tatters aka brett aka twattersfield

scholey pulled me slow-riser, i shotgunned that bitch and it fucked me up i just dropped the turbo on the floor and spaced out.

by scholey's apprentice September 18, 2010

Turbo Mode

A state of pure excitement so intense that individuals that enter this state are not accountable for, and oftentimes will not remember their actions.

"After the Chevelle concert, I went into turbo mode and blacked out. The next thing I knew I was gnawing on the bones of a large mammal, I think it was a cougar."

or

Guy 1: "Dude, what the hell, last night you beat the shit out of me and pissed on my car"
Guy 2: "Did I? Sorry man, I had just gotten paid and I was in turbo mode"
Guy 1: "Oh, you were in turbo mode, it's cool then"

by TRON 2.0 January 25, 2008

turbo fag

One who exceeds beyond even his own perceieved limitations of homosexual prowess.

"I'm simply gobsmacked at how much of turbo fag you can be!"

by rickwhohatesyou August 7, 2006

Turbo-Jerbo

1.Doing something very quickly. High Speed.
2.Extremely fast masturbation. Mostly done for fear of being caught.

Little Clarke drove Turbo-Jerbo because he was late for his therapy.

by ken March 29, 2006