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cheatriots 

A combination of the words cheat and patriots to refer to the New England Patriots and the cheating scandal that surrounds them after the Jets snitched on them at the beginning of the 2007 season.
"Can you believe those Cheatriots?"
"What now? They laundering money like Hines Ward?"
"No, they blew out the Redskins by like 50. It was ridiculous. I can't wait till they lose to someone."
cheatriots by The Word Burglar January 4, 2008

cheatorious

Being victorious through a means so amazing it cannot possibly be achieved without cheating.
I'm not playing this game if it's going to be so cheatorious!
cheatorious by Zhaleskra November 4, 2007

Chariots of Fire 

The act of sprinting to the crapper when you feel the burning diarrhea in your colon about to explode.
"Yesterday in school I had the biggest Chariots of Fire."
"I no you ran over me."
Chariots of Fire by Antonio January 16, 2005

Chariots of fire 

The ultimate sexual act between a man and a woman, when the man dumps gasoline all over himself, lights himself on fire, and then runs down a flight of stairs carrying the woman with his mankong in her vag the whole time.
dude c-wigga did a chariots of fire on this bitch last night and now he looks like the mummy
Chariots of fire by peckerwoody February 20, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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