Tube terrorist

Used for someone performing a blowjob that uses their teeth.

So i was getting head from Cindy just to find out the bitch is a Tube terrorist! My dick hasnt been the same since.

by PenisDefiner21 January 4, 2022

Tube Jockey

A person who finds extreme pleasure in riding a penis.

Hey Look at Jim go! I always knew he was a Tube Jockey!

by Tubejockey February 11, 2022

Tube stretcher

A Tube Stretcher is when a couple puts super glue in the vagina and Inserts the penis then walk away from each other pulling the Penis to its maximum length.

“Hey Sodapop Rob did you and the wife try the tube stretcher yet?”

by anonymous February 17, 2022

Tube Toppin’

In terms of a party there are 4 levels of excitement ranging from

A) boppin: party guests heads bopping to the music

B) hoppin: dance floor guests hoppin about

C) poppin: a state a of litness brought on by heavy excess of alcohol and bussin’ moves
D) tube toppin: a party so dank that women expose their breasts as a literal or metaphor for extreme carnal pleasures

The DJ was rinsing such loose jams and slammin salmons that the party went from poppin’ to tube toppin’ and was a complete shindig

by Colours ‘87 August 13, 2022

Tube-Rake

The mouth of an intimate partner where at least 3 of the top front teeth are missing leaving a gap big enough for them to put their teeth on the pubic bush and slide their teeth down in a raking motion until the gums contact the tube (slang for penis) without the teeth ever contacting the tube (slang for penis).

I hooked up with this cougar the other night and thought it was weird when she popped out her dentures until she gave me a Tube-Rake that didn't even come close to leaving a mark on my hog.

by milpoolSK April 24, 2023

Tube Nautique

A usually very large, but always very expensive wake or surf boat, that's never used for anything except playing loud music. Might pull a kid on a tube. Or annually at best, an intoxicated adult or two.

Don't worry about making a wake on those boaters. That Tube Nautique isn't doing anything.

by iseverypseudoymnusedup August 30, 2023

Tube tugging

Tube tugging- a holiday festivity in which two men, both erect, stuff the same tube down their urethra. On the count of three, both men clench, violently flexing their pelvic muscles, and pull in opposite directions. Upon the event that the tube is jarred free or one man is three feet removed from his starting position, the opposing man wins. The loser then gets down into the fetal position, and the winner is free to release his urinary secretions on him, displaying his dominance. Any audience members are also free to release on the losing man, as losing a game of tube tug is meant to be quite humiliating.

“I could really go for a good old fashion game of tube tugging right now”

by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024