Built like a bus ticket

To describe someone that is thin, weedy or gangly build.

Man#1 - "That Peter Crouch is some height"
Man#2 - "Yea, but he's built like a bus ticket"

OR

Man#1 - "He's a lanky streak of piss isn't he!?"
Man#2 - "Aye he's built like a bus ticket"

by Stephen Canavan June 29, 2006

Good Karma Ticket Fairy

Noun: A form of good luck given to those who win tickets (concert, movie, etc...) from a contest or sweepstakes. Often times used as a polite form of "Na-ne-na-na boo-boo, I got free stuff and you didn't!", it can also be used as a sincere way of expressing the joy of winning.

Whether these individuals deserve this good karma is not always relevant, but those undeserving folks who use this term can always pretend their good deeds were the source of their good fortune! (;

I was the 9th caller at the radio station and The Good Karma Ticket Fairy blessed me with 4 free tickets to see the new Harry Potter Movie! Who's jealous??? Maybe I won because I helped that little old lady across the street last week...? Hmmm...

by DeWinter July 7, 2007

Trickster, The

A soul-less individual whose only purpose in life is to play dirty tricks and pranks on unsuspecting victims. Little is known about him or his origins, other than the fact that he bears a resemblance to the dancing guy in the six flags commercials.

Dude,my coke tastes like a diet coke.

And my diet tastes like a regular!

Hey, what the fuck, that guy in the corner is laughing like he's actually enjoying this, what a fucking Trickster.

by Big J January 8, 2005

Treckett

A slash pairing made up of Travis McCoy (from Gym Class Heroes) and William Beckett (from The Academy Is...)

The thing is, it may not just be teenage fantasy. Some people really believe that they are an item (even though they do have girlfriends).

Girl 1: "I'm really sick of reading Ryden. What else is out there?"
Girl 2: "OMFGZZZZ! YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T READ TRECKETT!? Treckett > Ryden"

by xo_Lindsey_xo September 14, 2008

Ticket Nazi

Ticket Nazis (or Transit Officers)are people who work for City RAil and walk around all day checking tickets, making sure that you do not have your feet on the seat infront of you or getting drunk on the train after work. They generaly walk together in packs of 2-10 in grey uniforms with knight sticks, guns, pepper spray, hand cuffs, pens and infringement book, steel capped boots to kick small children and old ladys with and have very good eye sight that can spot clevage from 3 train cars away. They are often sexist and will not fine someone if they have boobs.

Example conversation-1-"God damn its the Ticket Nazis. Have you got a ticket Dude"?
"Fuck I dont have any money, got laid off the other day and dont have a steady cash flow to pay for a ticket. Do you think I'll get a fine"?
"Yeah dude Ticket Nazis are fucking scumbag assholes that are too fat and stupid to get into the actual police force. They hold massive grudges and are out for blood. I bet they would even fine a decaying corps if it was on a city Rail platform without a ticket".

Example conversation-2-"Hey that Ticket Nazi is looking at my girls tits! What a fucking sexist prick!"

by Reichsführer Jacemon September 14, 2008

Shit Ticket

(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.

"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."

by Department of Behavioral Hell August 23, 2015

hot ticket

An extremely popular person or thing.

That girl is so hot ticket.
My girl is the hottest ticket in town.

by cihanco December 15, 2008