Tomitot

A nap

Would you like to take a tomitot.

by Bellamy smith September 18, 2025

Torto

Spanish slang - Torto; An ugly inside and out fat mexican who is confused of who they are and want to be anything under the sun except for what they were born as.
A nasty speaking, fat and ugly appearing transgender Mexican.

Jeremy: Hey did you meet that Johnathan guy?
Tay: Oh yea you mean the Torto who used to be Juanita?
Jeremy: Yeah! Wait that is Juanita from back in the day?
Tay: Yeah!!!

by TayFunkysWiseCracker October 29, 2025

torto

A plus size Mexican male; masculine version of torta

I really want to date a nice and sensible torto

by rot$pot November 18, 2025

Whiskey Tortoise

Flaccid, impotent male genitals that result from consuming too much alcohol (esp. whiskey or bourbon).

"He got so drunk and later, in bed, he had a total whiskey tortoise. I lied and told him that it was fine and that all that mattered was being close to him."

by Tortoisemaster August 26, 2013

Naval Tortoise

A person who loves water...to the point where some people say it is obsessive. They cannot stay away from water long and typically hate on those who disrespect H2O. People often call them insane but they often beat them in water-related sports. It is believed that after a certain point they will grow fins and gills, though it is said to be theoretically impossible. It is believed they may be the future of man's aquatic evolution. Great prowess, ESP. on a water bed!

Mcgee: You see that naval tortoise
Rackman: Yeah he grew his fins last night and stole my girl this morning.

by DJ Craze October 23, 2013

Xefros Tritoh

THE MOST ADORABLE AND PRECIOUS LITTLE FUCKER EVER
BITCH YOU GOTTA LOVE HIS SEXY ASS ASS
THE RUSTFUCKER THAT FUCKS ALL THE BITCHES WITH HIS AMAZING RAPS AND TRAPS
XXXXXXXXX::))

"hey Xefros Tritoh, you're awsome!!"
" Thanx X:)"

by Xefros Tritoh October 4, 2017

joyful tortoise

nickname for Jeb Bush

The joyful tortoise lives in the state of Florida where adultery is the lowest per capita and it may be why it has the most cities that have Saint in their name.

by Coop Dupe January 13, 2020