topless iguana

(n.)(1) a method of dissolving awkward sexual tension by accusing nearby animals of being naked

(2) a scaly, reptilian gawker that prances gleefully in the presence of Jommy

1. (n.1)OMG! Did you see IS last night?! Jude totally pulled a topless iguana when Tommy mentioned her pulling a Paris Hilton.

2. (n.2) Look! There! Next to the cuddling Jommy and the fake trees! Topless iguanas!

3. (v.) I had to strip the iguana when that hot co-worker of mine saw me changing in my cubicle.

by smajr June 21, 2008

Topherific

A word to describe that something or someone is as awesome as a person named Christopher or Topher

Jenny was topherific at dancing on a pole tonight.

by topher_08 March 22, 2010

tooter shooter

This is among one of the sex acts not in the kamasutra. It's when you are engaging in intercourse with your partner, doggy style, and you're on the verge of finishing. You would then pull out, and finish, but about a foot away from his/her rectum, and aim for their anus. Thus, completing the "tooter shooter."

Ryan - "Aw I'm gonna finish!"
Debbie - "Pull out! Pull out!"
Ryan - "Time for the tooter shooter!"

by Sackster5569 August 7, 2016

tooter mcgruder

When u let out a meaty ass toot on playstation late at night and everyone hears it

*TooT* oh man that was a Tooter Mcgruder

by Lucas Mcgruder June 3, 2016

Cherry topped sundae

Used to describe a sexual act wherein a male partner lays on the ground and jerks himself off, while his female partner stands above his head and waits for him to bust on his own face, before proceeding to allow her period blood to drip on top, creating the proverbial "cherry-topped sundae".

"I was on my rag, so Flowrida asked me to give him a cherry topped sundae, instead of the regular rusty trombone routine."

by FallsGirl April 12, 2009

pooter tooter

this is a woman who can queef on demand by magically sucking air through their butthole and pushing it out their vag...i have no idea!

Girl:"hey check this out!"
Vag:"pfrrrpt"
Guy:"what the hell was that?!"
Girl:"i blew air out my vagina"
Guy:"haha you queefed!....do it again!"
Girl:"okay"
Vag:"Pfrrrpt"
Guy:"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Pooter Tooter!"

by Tyler Cannon October 15, 2007

Topeka

Topeka is the capital of Kansas. Topeka has had a stagnate population of 120,000 people. Topeka attracts very little on account of careless citizens as well as a disorganized city government which is mocked by secular group of bigots known as the Phelps clan. Topeka also has one of the highest crime rates per capita in the nation. There is little to do in Topeka for young people as well as middle aged people who seek a night life. Topeka has no night life, very little culture, and very little reason for young people to settle there after college. The city also has a hard time attracting any young families. Shawnee, Kansas can attract young families where as Topeka cannot do such a thing. Topeka would have died out years ago if it was not the state capital. Can something similar be said about state capitals in general? If you live in the Greater Kansas City area or Lawrence, then there is no reason to ever go to Topeka. There generally is never a legitimate reason to visit Topeka unless you are interested in touring the capital building and seeing the World Famous Topeka Zoo, which now has to be maintained by the county. Topeka is devasting.

Student One: Hi, where are you from?
Student Two: Overland Park, and you?
Student One: ...Topeka...
Student Two: Oh...yeah Topeka.
Student One: Yes, Topeka of all places.

by Eddie Ewing October 6, 2005