toolness

The quality of being a tool. A quantifiable measure of just how big a tool someone is.

His toolness was out the roof- especially because he is wearing that ridiculous borat like suit to the gym.

by _darb_ October 30, 2008

Thorndike Confused Cat

Based on the seminal psychological experiments by the eponymous scientist, the phrase has come to indicate a situation in which a straight man, traditionally equipped with a thorn-like tongue stud, provides such explosively exciting cunnilingus to a lesbian that she questions and/or reconsiders her sexual orientation.

Phil: Yo Tawd, did you end up scoring with that short-haired hipster chick last night? We all thought she was a lesbian!
Tawd: Turns out you guys were right, but after a good 'ol Thorndike Confused Cat last night, she stuck around for pancakes and buttsex this morning!
Phil: Dude, the final frontier?! Awesome!
Tawd: Yep. Pretty awesome.

by Tawd the Bawler October 11, 2011

toonchy

It's a nasty pussy that smells and taste like bad fish only a certain type of man could like

"Yo man why you with that girl?" askedRaul
"Cause man I'm all bout that toonchy life" replied Lil Norey.

by YG L, Lil Norey, Big M, Big Tu October 4, 2016

Thornden

Thornden is a shit Secondary school in england. Everyone does drugs and goes to school high. The teachers are shit.

Thornden is a school full of druggies

by Iliketoridemybuvulcu December 23, 2018

Thorny

A person who have a certain apretiation towards anthropomorphic plants or fungi.

Person A: "Lately I discovered that Im horny for flower people."
Person B: "You must be a Thorny then!"
Person C: "What the fuck is wrong with you two?"

by Vera Bloom March 26, 2022

Mr thornely

Sir can whip. Sir can math. Sir can dip. Sir accepts no trash. No eat that hegarty maths bitch.

Mrs thornely, “hey honey do you want to watch poldark?”
Mr thornely, “thanks but tonight’s my night with mister hegarty.”

by Gladdice October 16, 2019

thornton academy

The semi-private high school in Saco, Maine that has recently expanded to include junior high grades as well. Thornton Academy provides schooling for neighboring towns as well; Dayton and Arundel as well. Out of town citizens can pay for their children to attend Thornton Academy. The school offers many amenities that a public school cannot. Also, because they are private, they have more funding from tuitions for athletics and arts.

"Hey, did you go to Thornton Academy?"

"I did. Thornton is my alma mater."

by deanna03801 March 17, 2009