Toilet Gator

An animal that must exist because sometimes when you look down in the toilet, you can his little brown tail coming down out of the flush hole in the bowl. Very Reclusive-usually only the tail is visible.

I can't go to the crapper. I am scared the toilet gator will get me.

by The Pirate of Pissants September 24, 2005

Toilet Scones

The tiny pieces of toilet paper that stay on the back of the toilet after wiping

"That bathroom was nasty there was two weeks worth of toilet scones on the seat"

by ROBOTo July 30, 2007

toilet makeup

Makeup usually worn by stereotypical girls who are obsessed with applying makeup for every occasion.

Stereotypical girl : I'm so late, i have to apply my toilet makeup or else i can't go out.

by Michael Thomas... September 9, 2009

Toilet Hickey

The red ring that imprints itself around your ass when you sit on the toilet for too long.

Man 1: "Dave, why are you walking funny?"
Man 2: "Had to take a lengthy dump, and now my underwear's rubbing against my toilet hickey"

by Russell H October 3, 2009

Toilet Epiphany

When you're sitting on the toilet and have an "ah-ha!" moment.

I was sitting on the crapper after a long meeting at work, when out came an idea. I truly had a "Toilet Epiphany".

by bluelinebrotha December 13, 2009

Toilet Bowl Acoustics

The act of ripping a major fart on the toilet, usually audible to the whole household. Try not to do this at a party.

You should have heard those toilet bowl acoustics! They were great.

by Spordiac July 21, 2011

Toilet seat necklace

T-S-N for short. The act of wearing a toilet seat around your neck, allowing the person shitting on you to be more comfortable whilst doing so...

1 Boss - "welcome to company, we are looking forward to working with you. If you go see Linda in HR she will issue you with your company T-S-N (toilet seat necklace), remember to wear at all times as we like to be comfortable when taking massive shits on you."

1 Employee - "thanks that sounds supes"

A first world injury can often occur when C.E.O's are forced to unload a massive steamer on said employee when not wearing their T-S-N

by Adam Mokriy feat hotrod November 9, 2012