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Flush the toilor before you leave the bathroom!
by Rose likes pie November 10, 2009
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toilet nap

While at work, the act of going into the stall and taking a nap on the toilet(with the seat down of course). No one will question where you have been as it is embarrasing for both parties when they think have diarrhea.
Eff me, I was out till 4:30 am last night LB'ing this broad, I really could use a toilet nap right now.
by Joe Co June 24, 2008
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Toilet Noodle

Slang for excrement. A term used in place of the less acceptable words shit or crap.
I went to the bathroom and made a massive toilet noodle!

It smells like someone is baking a toilet noodle!
by Atomic-Tom December 19, 2010
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Hoity toity

by Adrienne April 28, 2004
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Toilet

It eats your poop.
I took a crap on the toilet and the toilet ate it
by whereisyourboy4 November 4, 2009
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Call of Duty: Toilet Terms

Terms named after killstreak rewards in MW2 that relate to taking a dump.
Well here it goes:

Airdrop: Taking a dump without your cheeks hitting the toilet seat; ideal for public restrooms

Sentry Gun: Shitting small pieces really fast, so it resembles the bullets of a turret.

Predator Missile: A really long piece of shit that comes down fast, usually leaving 'splash damage'

Emergency Airdrop: More than one piece of shit taken without sitting on the toilet seat.

Stealth Bomber: 'Silent but deadly'. Made no sound at all, but completely shook up the toilet.

EMP: Clogging the toilet so that it does not work, disabling it.

Tactical Nuke: Taking the most vile sounding shit that makes the whole toilet brown, including the rim. It clogs the toilet, and usually includes diarrhea, chunks, and leaves the washroom unusable for days.
Dude. I just nuked the toilet yesterday.
WTF? John, you've been smoking too much weed
No not this time, I'm referring to the Call of Duty: Toilet Terms
by legamer August 5, 2010
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Toilet Seat Syndrome

Also known as TSS.
A very common, yet rarely talked about condition that males go through. Your about to sit down on the toilet seat to disperse your waste and halfway down your heart drops and you have a panic attack because you think you are going to sit on your testicles. You try to retreat but its too late and you sit down 100% safely. Usually followed by a great sigh of relief.
Many males suffer from TSS and sometimes have night tremors about it!
by Adam Howard August 17, 2005
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