school

Hell...on a stick. A place of compete terror!

o shit another day of school has waed my brain into a worthless pulp

by lashonalonda May 13, 2005

School

a place where you spend 15 years of your life gobbling down the whole world.The past,present and the future and finally everything ends up in the toilet bowl.

chow down geography,history,science,maths,economics and bla bla bla

by einnix January 27, 2004

school

An institution created for the sole purpose of robbing children of their creativity and personalities.

I've been going to school for 13 years, and all I got was this lousy ridalin.

by geodude_lol April 1, 2007

School

place to take kids of the streets, put down their spirits, load with useless work, and so on...

Haha now kids will be off the streats withe the school and homework!

by andrewlk September 17, 2006

school

Going to school against your will has the equivalent life-shortening effect of smoking 94,254 cigarettes. 8 hours a day times 180 days a year times 60 minutes divided by 11 minutes lost per cigarette. This calculation doesn't take into account homework, so the number of cigarettes would be even higher.

One valuable thing I learned from school is to never have children so they won't have to go through what I did.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter September 22, 2007

School

Boring, dumb, gay, and a waste of time!

by Anonymous January 30, 2003

school

a place where kids get brainwashed to to stupid stuff that doesnt really matter when you get older.

Teacher: A snake can live up to a whole year without dying.

Student: WHO CARES!?!

Schools useless.

by dsfgfddsfgsgfdsgfdsghgfhbrst August 6, 2007