Tinder Rule of Two

This term is a universal rule of probability. The rule states that whenever there is a picture on a dating app that contains two girls, with one of them being significantly more attractive than the other, the person whose profile you're swiping is the less attractive of the two.

When I saw Isabella pictures on Tinder I got excited when I thought she was the hot girl on the right....turns out I fell victim to the Tinder Rule of Two.

by Babiyodah September 18, 2023

Tinder Rat

A low quality person found on the Tinder dating app.

There are many fish in the sea, but Tinder is a sewer. You're not catching a fish there, you're catching a tinder rat!

by nightman1985 July 23, 2025

Tinder shift

The shift in quality between a girl's tinder profile pics, and what she looks like in real life.

I was very keen on Sarah until the tinder shift took effect and what showed up at the bar to meet me was unrecognisable.

by THE FRIDIOT August 25, 2014

Tinder-oni

A freak you meet off a website similar to Tinder

She was cool...but the Tinder-oni you saw me with last weekend was better.

by @YoListenTho July 5, 2018

tinder sloot

Another term for tinder slut

Hey bro, how was your tinder sloot last night.

Let me just say, it was worth messaging her.

by Beigben69 January 25, 2016

Tinder

The slowest sort algorithm.

"How should we compile this years list of applicants? We have two hundred thousand. Sort by highest GPA first?"
"No, just tinder them. It's slow but it's the most effective. Trust the gut, yknow."

by tesserackt December 20, 2024

tinder bruise

One who obtains bruises from tinder fucks. A term used to describe the evidence of a tinder slut.

She'd have tinder bruises for sure, slut.

by Jye Na November 23, 2014