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National Eat a Tide pod day 

On April 22

Grab a tide pod and eat it at anytime, but spit it out before swallowing!!!
Bill Nye ate a tide pod on April 22 because it's national eat a tide pod day.

Rusty Tide 

the act of having sexual intercourse with a woman in a body of salt water while adding water to your hair until it dries into waves of hair. Also can be done while chugging a laxative (optional).
Can also be persormed on a water bed, but the intercoursers must be covered in salt water.
"Dude mike totally rusty tided the chick on the beach last night"
Rusty Tide by Mike Iazzetto February 27, 2008

low tide 

A racial comment used when speaking to a hispanic about picking up his family.
Hey Pepe isnt low tide arent grandma and grandpa waiting for their ride.
low tide by haujhjn July 30, 2005

Crimson Tide Football

The obsession of every redneck in the state of Alabama. Have more FAKE national championships than any other team in the country. Are followed by the largest sidewalk alum of all time. Have become 2nd fiddle to the mighty Auburn Tigers.
"rowl tydde pawl, crimson tide football"

Blumpkin Red Tide 

Similar to the Blumpkin El Nino, however instead of toilet water that splashes on her chin it's diarrhea
just as i was getting a blumpkin last night that double cheesburger i had went right through me and caused a Blumpkin Red Tide on her face
Blumpkin Red Tide by another new guy December 10, 2008

High Tide 

When your about to bust a nut doing the nasty with a chick, u bury her neck deep in sand and jizz in her face
John: wanna fuck on da beach and do a high tide just as friends?

Jessica the whore: sure why not =D
High Tide by the high tider October 15, 2011