My girl wanted to go to 7-11, it was too late so I put a straw in my cock and told that bitch to have a Sperm Slurpee!
by Ammo4u March 12, 2023
When you feed your partner laxatives until they have liquid shit. Turn them upside down stick a straw in their chocolate starfish and enjoy your Starfish Slurpee.
by dabatrin February 10, 2018
China, or better known Wang Yao's real and official wife. She is China's only wife an only love.
China loves his filipina wife Slurpee.
China loves his filipina wife Slurpee.
"Yao.. I feel sad today.."
"Aiyah! Don't be sad aru! You can cuddle me until you feel betta!"
In definition, China and Slurpee are in love.
"Aiyah! Don't be sad aru! You can cuddle me until you feel betta!"
In definition, China and Slurpee are in love.
by Chinaslittlefilipina July 06, 2025
The act of pouring local Hawaiian pineapple juice into the vagina then sipping it out with a turtle safe straw.
Guy: Babe, I'm really craving pineapple and sex right now.
Girl: well let me lay down and you can try a Hawaiian slurpee.
Girl: well let me lay down and you can try a Hawaiian slurpee.
by Islandfukking April 25, 2021
When you take a take a muscle shot of ketamine, and vomit then you inhale drool after vomiting when gasping for air.
by SmileItHelps July 12, 2019
by Slurpee god July 02, 2020
Usually acquired at the back of a 7-Eleven store from some raunchy skank. The skank will pour a highly coveted 7-Eleven slurpee on her crotch and the man will slurp it up like a vacuum cleaner. Most likely will receive herpes after this infamous act as the skank provides genital slurpees to just about every dude in town.
Mike: Dude I could really go for a 7-Eleven hot dog and slurpee right now. Those things are legendary.
Stoney: Better yet, go behind the 7-Eleven and the token skank will supply you with some genital slurpees. Real succulent, but be careful you don’t wanna get the herps.
Mike: Dude I’ve had several of those before, I didn’t know that’s what they were called!
Stoney: Better yet, go behind the 7-Eleven and the token skank will supply you with some genital slurpees. Real succulent, but be careful you don’t wanna get the herps.
Mike: Dude I’ve had several of those before, I didn’t know that’s what they were called!
by Stoney69 January 27, 2019