lube monkey

Any type of monkey being rubbed down with lubricant my a human.

To put anal lubricant on a chimp. (lube monkey)

by adam jackson August 17, 2006

doodoo lube

A man's booty residue and lube mixed together while his hole is stroked.

Homies booty was nice and musty and made that doodoo lube

by OriginalFreakyTop November 26, 2017

God's lube

When your getting fucked anally without lube and the blood starts to run. Aka God's lube

I love anal but only with God's lube.

by Gatorprimus6969 August 14, 2022

Licky Lube

When you use your tongue and saliva to provide adequate lubrication for sexual penetration.

There are many different kinds of lubrication that are useful for sex. 1. (My Favorite) natural lubrication. 2. licky Lube. 3. Ky and so on.....

by TheOnlyAxxe April 1, 2011

jippy lube

The spittle lubricant used in lacklustre hand-jobs performed, for pecuniary advantage, by a member of the Roma nation.

Try as one might, the smell of jippy lube is not easily washed off one's John Thomas.

by BRAMBOR_V_PRDELI January 11, 2014

Natural Lube

"Cowper's gland secretion" called "pre-cum" might ooze out of the end of your dick. It's whitish, slippery, and perhaps a little bubbly due to all of the action going on from your hand. Some guys can actually get enough of this fluid flowing to use it for lubrication.

John doesn't need to use vaseline or lotion to jack off because he has "natural lube"

by OliverS May 5, 2005

M-Lube

lube that is 95% mayonnaise and 5% water base

works excellent on hairy surfaces or sandwiches

yo man! lay off my M-Lube, i need that for my lunch tomorrow!

by DJ-Z December 24, 2008