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Don't Drop the Soap 

*Phrase*

1. Be careful (said to people who are associating themselves with criminals)
2. Don't drop a bar of soap in a prison (it is commonly stereotyped that if a bar of soap is dropped in a prison's male showers, when bending down to pick it up, the person will be violently and sexually assaulted. Also see prison bitch)
3. (Use of 2 in a sarcastic and malicious way).
1: "They're gonna come after you, just don't drop the soap."
2: "Dude, I'm sorry to see you go. You did good. Just make sure you don't drop the soap."
3: "Don't drop the soap in jail, you fool-born wretch!"
Don't Drop the Soap by enociz September 29, 2015

Haven't got the bottle

British term (typically used in football (soccer) references) that means "Haven't got the balls", "Haven't got the guts", "Haven't got the nerve"

Liquid courage is alcohol hence the term "bottle"
"A lot of them haven't got the bottle that our men have got, they haven't got the courage to do what our men did"
Haven't got the bottle by mokeni January 27, 2010

don't drink the kool-aid 

Comes from a religious mass suicide from poisoned kool-aid. When people are going to a meeting of a controversial group, they are sometimes warned not to drink the kool-aid
Oh, you're becoming a scientologist? That's ok, just don't drink the kool-aid.
don't drink the kool-aid by bob. November 23, 2004

Doesn't Cut the Mustard 

This phrase originates from the Old English craft of Mustard making.

The chief mustard maker or Mustardeer would make their mustard in large oaken barrels, allowing each barrel to mature for a number of months. This maturing of the mustard produced a thick, leathery crust at the top of the barrel which would need to be removed before the contents could be tested.

The consistency of the crust would be such that a specialised cutting implement was required to remove it. Initially a modified scythe was used but this often lead to the crust being 'dragged' at certain points and falling into the rest of the mustard causing it to lose some of its distinctive flavour.

Over many years a specialised blade was developed that had an extremely thin leading edge which widened towards the centre and then tapered at the trailing edge although not to a sharp point. This allowed the blade to skim the majority of the topcrust off, leaving a very thin slice which would be left on to protect the mustard.

Due to the coarse, leathery nature of the topcrust the blade, over time, would develop dull spots along it's length and thus required constant monitoring.

When it was time to remove the topcrust the senior Mustardeer would instruct his apprentice to pass him the blade and would attempt to slice thorough the top leathery layer. The Mustardeer would know immediately if the blade was not sufficiently keen enough to complete the task and he would pass the blade back to the apprentice and say to him "I'm sorry, but That Doesn't Cut the Mustard"

The phrase has since passed into common usage describing anything that does not meet a certain standard.
Don't give me your crap excuses, That Doesn't Cut the Mustard.

The computer you sold me is not upto the task for which I purchased it. Im sorry but it doesn't cut the mustard.

T to the L 

A hip slang of the phrase true life that is said in agreement to something. T to the L literally means "true to the life"
Person 1- "Hey, what did you think of that math test?"
Person 2- "It was so hard! I probably failed!"
Person 1- "T to the L"
T to the L by plo31415 December 1, 2013

"Don't drop the soap!" 

this expression comes from being in prison
if ya drop the soap in the shower, your a perfect target for an ass-raping!
you'll get raped in the shower, so "Don't drop the soap!"