split the rug

When a woman takes a piss, she would naturally "split the rug" - a reference to her pubic hair whether it's real or imagined.

Jane: Back soon, gotta split the rug
Jen: huh?
Jane: pee! I need to go take a piss. Back soon.

by Taciturn February 27, 2017

Split the pipes

When you send that soccer ball soaring into the back of the net!

Holy Cow....Katie is only a freshman and yet she just split the pipes!!!

by Go Boooots! August 19, 2022

Split Sack

The male version of Camel Toe. Occurs when a man's scrotum splits into 2 separate regions due to tight pants or boxers giving the appearance of Camel Toe.

During my interview with the CEO, the dude's pants were so tight in the crotchal region, he had a major case of split sack.

by SpeedoWhore November 7, 2011

fish split

the act of getting an axe to split that pussy in half for orgasmic pleasure

bitch shut yo ass up before i fish split yo ol stank baby cave

by the101mahamad June 11, 2015

Split screening

When you and your boi get prostitutes and nail them in the same room, but not the same bed

-Hey Dude! Let's go get some hookers
-Aight man, but I ain't split screening with yo ass again!

by Darthfello November 25, 2017

splitting the boys

When guys pull their underwear up in the front to split their balls, one one each side. It's a wedgie from the front.

Look Mona I'm splitting the boys!!

by TC Man May 20, 2016

Split-clit

When the clit is so big, the vagina looks split further than it should be.

-Yo, that's a huge pussy!
-it's a split-clit
-damn right!

by Ilikechicken37 October 23, 2016