An omnipotent god who owns the biggest ranch in the observable universe and has the power to destroy galaxies and owns many planets. He has unlimited power and even more lore behind him. He looks like a 38 year old man, brown hair, a large beard, 287 lbs, 6,3. He is well known by meany extraterrestrial species and was married to a demigod named agatha. He has 2 sons named Tony and Big Business.
Guy 1: “Did you hear about Big Ranch’s new purchase?”
Guy 2: “Its the 85th one this week I am not surprised”
Guy 1: “but still, they say he has infinite amounts of money”
Guy 2: “I believe that statement”
Guy 2: “Its the 85th one this week I am not surprised”
Guy 1: “but still, they say he has infinite amounts of money”
Guy 2: “I believe that statement”
by BigRanchLLC October 12, 2020
Get the big ranchmug. a place in the central Florida boonies where gullible boomers bought into the idea of suburban sprawl thinking it was special.
by Suburbwrecker March 7, 2022
Get the Lakewood Ranchmug. Butt ranch is what happens when, after anal sex, the male cums in the asshole and the drippage is speckled with poo particles.
by Anal_Queen_690 July 24, 2018
Get the Butt Ranchmug. while the male is achieving he orgasm, after oral sex from a female, another female appears and punches the first female in the face in order to swallow the males remnants.
by Egrafenberg June 17, 2009
Get the ranch thiefmug. by anonymous December 1, 2020
Get the ram ranchmug. Small city in Orange County, CA. Middle of nowhere. Populated with shiny-haired brats and white guys.
by Bob Deng January 24, 2009
Get the Foothill Ranchmug. The residence of a highly evolved male who has an unprecedented effect on ALL women. He goes out most Saturday nights with the sole purpose of making women go weak at the knees. After this he retires to his 'Stud Ranch', generally with a different woman by his side each week. Often seen wearing a black cap and being told to take it off to highlight the incredible attributes of his face. Often referred to as Moller or Bulla, he is the object of EVERY woman's desire, as is his Ranch.
She couldn't resist the offer to go back to the 'Stud Ranch', and it's a long taxi ride to Slacks Creek.
Lets go over to the 'Stud Ranch' for poker friday night, there's sure to be a wide variety of beautiful women there.
Lets go over to the 'Stud Ranch' for poker friday night, there's sure to be a wide variety of beautiful women there.
by shield July 31, 2008
Get the stud ranchmug.