The Terrible Tempered Mr and Mrs Bang

A playful nickname given to our often drunk and disorderly nextdoor neighbors by my jokester father to infuse a little dark humor into a pathetic regular occurrence in my early childhood.

Well, if it isn’t The Terrible Tempered Mr and Mrs Bang!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2023

temerarious

without thinking or caring about the possible bad effects of your actions, reckless

“I have never been temerarious enough to propose marriage to drop-dead gorgeous chicks"

by Mehrdad_CTR November 25, 2009

tempur-pedic legs

legs comfortable enough to sleep on-can be skinny legs or fat ones.

Wow, she has such tempur-pedic legs.

by Anon012345 June 30, 2011

Temporis

The feeling of wanting to be born in a different time or the feeling you were born in the wrong time

Sometimes, I just feel really temporis.

by CogentPhantasm April 16, 2017

tamperature

Da level of heat required to either mess wif something or gain unauthorized access. (Tylenol bottles don't count, of course, since a blow-torch would just melt da plastic into a shapeless goo long before you got to da pills inside.)

Da word "tamperature" can also refer to da "degree" dat someone gets blood-boilingly frustrated while attempting to gain entry to something dat he's not supposed to be screwing wif --- da harder said object is to access, da more "hot under da collar" said feverishly-incensed vandal is likely to become.

by QuacksO February 11, 2020

Temporary problem

A problem that lasts no longer than a lifespan.

One day the problem child won't be here anymore, and that will be the end of what was always a temporary problem (at least the end of one), since there's no such thing as a permanent person anyway. No matter the person, their lifespan is temporary.

by Solid Mantis October 20, 2020

temporal irrelevancy

A COVID pandemic isolation effect that warps time and space into an unrecognizable, unpredictable and often unwanted distortion of prior reality.

Hey, wanna go to the movies tonite?
Ha! Funny.
Seriously, and after we can go to the club for a few drinks. I think there's a live band playing.
OK, calm down. You've got temporal irrelevancy. Just sit down. I'm gonna call the doctor...

by YAWA March 17, 2021