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technical chimp

the old way for youtube to say your connection is down
by pyrolitch November 21, 2015
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technified

To take a simple task and overly describe it unnecessarily.
Me: Sorry I haven't talked to you in a week, I've been experiencing existential malaise, as in, the Miry Bog .
Her: So you're depressed, why get all technified ?
by Corndog59 March 9, 2018
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Technician Elvis

An engineer that only appears to put on a show with special lighting and equipment.

However if everything is not to their liking the king turns into a queen and they go back to there trailer for another 3 months before coming back to put on another show.
Hey is technician Elvis in tonight?

Nah the cleaners moved his keyboard so he's took a massive shit fit and went home again.
by The Tired Engineer October 3, 2018
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Technate

The term Technate was originated by Technocracy Incorporated in the early 1930s to describe the region over which a technocratic society would operate using thermodynamic energy accounting instead of a price system (money) method. All resources and industry of this land region would be used to provide an abundance of goods and services, within a sustainable ecological context, to its citizens under the program Energy Accounting.

The European Technate

According to technocrats, a technate cannot simply be set up anywhere like a modern-day country; it has several requirements that must be met in order for it to operate:

There must be sufficient natural resources.
There must be an existing industrial and scientific base from which to operate the Technate.
There must be a sufficient amount of trained personnel for its operation.
"I live in the North American Technate"
by ThomasAndel1611 June 1, 2022
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Techdecking

When you perform sex with another person while on a skateboard.
Brad and Mary were horny, but they didn't wanna fuck the simple way. They thought that they are far to advance to participate in the same activities that normies do. Mary looked around the room, and saw Brad's new, un-used skateboard, and she got an idea. Her and Brad went down to the local skate park, set down the skateboard, and undressed each other. They both stepped on the skateboard, and Brad slipped his 6.7 inch cock into Mary's wet pussy. Everyone at the skate park was staring at them, some even filming. But Brad and Mary didn't care, they were having the time of their lives. Having sex on a skateboard. When Brad finished inside Mary, they picked up the skateboard and their clothes and ran back home. They were thinking about what they did all day.
"We should call that Techdecking." Said Brad.
"Good idea." Said Mary.
And from then on, they each forever remembered the day they invented, Techdecking.
by iBangUrMomForFeetPics October 13, 2022
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Jedi technique

Try the Jedi technique - known as 'multi-tasking' :)
by Jun Xue April 1, 2008
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Poop technician

derogitory term for a homosexual man
That guys a real poop technician
by Stuart Mackie May 27, 2008
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