off the table

a song from ariana grande’s album “positions”, and its so underrated

“just wanna know is love completely off the table

by bkbabyy0123 April 5, 2021

shaking the table

When someone says or does something that is usually unacceptable and makes people uncomfortable in order to make people talk about something

1.) Sarah: Are we still not gonna talk about uncle Charlie’s obsession with sitting at the kids table.

Aunt Gene: omg she’s shaking the table

2.) Publishing an article about racism in a town that has racial issues that no one generally talks about.

by SaidLilBitch October 9, 2017

glass table

When an extremely attractive female defecates squatting atop a glass table, while a male lies face up underneath the table to watch.

"She's so hot, I'd glass table her any day"

by Anonymous Abe January 8, 2009

Hardcore tabletop doggy

Doggy style sex by bending on over the table, clutching the tits.

The mess looks like some one had Hmhardcore tabletop doggy over here.

by Asexual_13 June 7, 2020

tableaujob

Oral sex without a great deal of movement.

"Yeah, she went down on me after that party, but we were both reeeaaallly tired. It was more of a tableaujob. "

by GirlAndy February 26, 2009

Table gang

Table gang are allies to cabinet gang but enemies to both ceiling and floor gang

Are you table gang?

by Ultracharge June 4, 2020

Table back

When a girl is skinny and has no booty; a very slight if any bump in the back

You could put a level on her if she was lying down and it would be perfectly centered. All that would be needed is a table cloth.

Yo, that girl has a table back. She must buy her pants in party city where they sell decorations.

by Awesome_ericcc January 18, 2022