A Hawaiian spearfishing nickname for the Tarry Hogfish or Aka 'a'awa. Named so because it is so foul to eat that it inevitably rules the dinner table untouched at the end of the meal. It has come to refer to the "last choice" in any category.
Example 1: "Did you smell my wife's casserole? That will be table boss for sure."
Example 2: "That poor kid will never get a girl to dance with him. He's total table boss."
Example 2: "That poor kid will never get a girl to dance with him. He's total table boss."
by Keem the Dream August 19, 2022
Frosty fungi: Maybe J is back on the table Tino
Balenbino: 😏
Frosty fungi: But H and E still take the cake
Balenbino: 😏
Frosty fungi: But H and E still take the cake
by lemonsareverysour December 14, 2022
by Aideoghoi August 09, 2016
The low life who moves in on your table or chair and claims it as their own while you're in the toilet or at the bar.
‘Mate, can you look after my table while I'm at the bar ‘cause I don’t want a table thief claiming it.’
by Wardswords December 21, 2021
When a story takes a character who once had a lot to do and gives them some throwaway task to keep them busy. The term comes from the movie Ratatouille, when Linguini, who was once the restaurant’s top chef, is discovered to be faking it and Remi, the rat, takes over the kitchen, resorting Linguini to waiting the tables.
by MrBenjaminJingles June 23, 2020
Pizza table : The little disc on legs that is placed on a pizza to keep the box top from sticking to the pizza.
by jimdandybuck January 14, 2015
Table Joke: a flat out terrible joke that is usually used as a conversation filler EX: Why did the chicken cross the road?
by Runawayhomelessman February 01, 2017