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TS Ticket

Tough Sh!t Ticket (archaic). An imaginary/facetious "ticket" (as in train ticket) to someplace that doesn't exist, like Pity City. Essentially meaning "too bad, so sad, you ain't getting what you want, I am unsympathetic to your dilemma or plight".

Alternatively, some sort of financial aid or assistance for those experiencing hard times, like food stamps or WIC vouchers.
Awwwww. I'm so sorry your girl/boy friend is sick and you failed your test. Here... Let me get you a pair of TS Tickets to Pity City and you two can have a good day.
by fuzzygreysocks February 8, 2010
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'Ts kay

Stands for "it's okay". It basically means "you're welcome". Often used in reply (via messenger, email etc.) to "thank you".
John: Oh I found the address of that website you wanted.
Ryan: Cheers.
John: 'ts kay.

OR

Lisa: I've got that book you lent me the other day; I'll give it to you at school tomorrow.
Sarah: Thanks.
Lisa: 'ts kay.
by aussie.elle June 20, 2008
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ts;nr

ts;nr is an acronym for, "Too Short; Not Relevant".

Used to identify the fact that someone is too lazy to put together a response that is relevant to what you have asked, but still wants to post something to seem relevant.
Sam: "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"

Josh: tl;dr

Sam: ts;nr
by me m April 9, 2010
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ts lear

Something you say to get your friend pissed off but doesn’t actually mean anything.
Keegan: “Colton are you ts Lear bro?”
Colton: “dude shut the fuck up!”
by Really brother October 13, 2019
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TS no BS

girl::...then we attacked the hoe...
boy:: really?
girl:: TS no BS.
by K to the Ierra November 25, 2007
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TS; DV

Too stupid, didn't validate.

A response to a long rambling overreacting post made on the forums, like a long post of the paranoid tinfoil hat variety that applies sinister motivations and unfair practices to a company or administration and offers the poster's opinion or flimsy anecdote or even unrelated stuff thrown in as evidence without facts to back it up.

An forum acronym coined by a player named Adrus on the World of Warcraft forums.
A new change is announced.

Poster: blah blah blah greedy blah just wants money blah never listens to customers blah blah slippery slope blah blah blah ripping people off blah blah ignored me blah blah straw man blah blah violating privacy blah blah blah ruining blah blah it's all about money blah they're screwing us over

2nd Forum Poster: TS; DV
by Bryonia June 16, 2010
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ts;dr

To small didn't read, when a post has such a small font that it's impossible to read it.
Dude please make you post smaller ts;dr!
by susiezz September 29, 2012
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