Bavarian truffle

Allowing your female acquaintance to dump on your junk and then teabag her with it

1: I hung out with sally last night
2: what'd you guys do
1: I gave her the Bavarian Truffles
2:Nice!

by Younov Slovege August 18, 2008

doody truffle

The act of replacing a truffle with a a piece of poop

Look jimmy he's eating a doody truffle

by redneck101 November 25, 2013

Crimson Truffle Butter

After continual switching of pounding back and forth from the pussy and the anus while a girl is on her period, it leaves a redish brown substance in the area

Homegirl was on her period last night so I smashed both her holes and when I turned on the lights afterwards I noticed a grip of Crimson Truffle Butter all over her anus and pussy and even had some on my dick.

by SunDiablo October 16, 2015

male truffle butter

When two males have sex and the bottom shit's while the other cums

Oh no did we male truffle butter?!

by Kathy101 September 4, 2016

gusset truffle

When you get a bit too excited during a fun activity and pop a little surprise shit out.

Barry spat a gusset truffle out trying to beat Blanka on Street Fighter 2.

by Frank Paradise September 24, 2018

Skunk truffle

A freshly disimpacted bowel that when sliced in half resembles a truffle mushroom.

After my three day bender, I laid the nastiest skunk truffle during my break at work. They almost evacuated the office.

by jJacovovich, Esq. November 19, 2018

cut the truffle

While during the act of farting, a little nugget of poop accidentally escapes. Similar to cut the cheese but with an unwanted surprise.

"What's wrong? Why are you- OMG! Did you cut the cheese?"

"Nah man, I cut the truffle."

"Ugh! You so nasty!"

by thelonefoodie July 7, 2016