Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch
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Get the get your ass back behind the fucking couch mug.The "reject call" option button on a cell phone, usually reffering to the red "Disconnect/End-Call" button, used to reject unwanted incoming calls.
by YTal September 25, 2005
Get the The "Fuck You" Button mug.1. Shut Up. Generally used whenever someone is being especially loud or annoying
2. I'm going to set fire to your house tonight. Generally used whenever a person does a rude action that would not make logical sense under the first definition. Popularized by Jenna Marbles, most of these threats soon prove to be legitimate.
2. I'm going to set fire to your house tonight. Generally used whenever a person does a rude action that would not make logical sense under the first definition. Popularized by Jenna Marbles, most of these threats soon prove to be legitimate.
1. Person A: blahblahblahblahblah
Person B: PIPE THE FUCK DOWN
2. Person A: -cuts Person B on an escalator-
Person B: -whispers into ear- Pipe.. the fuck..... down
Person A died at 6:48 pm in a brutal fire.
Person B: PIPE THE FUCK DOWN
2. Person A: -cuts Person B on an escalator-
Person B: -whispers into ear- Pipe.. the fuck..... down
Person A died at 6:48 pm in a brutal fire.
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Get the Who lit the fuse on your tampon mug.The art of inadvertantly diverting from one's original plan to random/spontaneous activities and behavior.
Abbreviation: TFA
Abbreviation: TFA
JH: Where the hell did you go?
Girls: Our intent was to go to the grocery store, but along the way we stopped at a flee market, then followed a sign to a garage sale, then stopped on the side of the road to look at puppies for sale. When we finally arrived at the grocery store it was closed.
JH: But you left four hours ago?! You must have had the fuck arounds!
Girls: Our intent was to go to the grocery store, but along the way we stopped at a flee market, then followed a sign to a garage sale, then stopped on the side of the road to look at puppies for sale. When we finally arrived at the grocery store it was closed.
JH: But you left four hours ago?! You must have had the fuck arounds!
by legendarymojito November 17, 2010
Get the the fuck arounds mug.'Who goes there?' I cry into the darkness
The only reply that he could muster,
'I'm everything you'll ever need my friend, I am Monkey The Funduster.'
And so I smiled and went to sleep.
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The only reply that he could muster,
'I'm everything you'll ever need my friend, I am Monkey The Funduster.'
And so I smiled and went to sleep.
Jon Richardson 6music
by MonkeyTheFunduster February 17, 2010
Get the Monkey The Funduster mug.What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
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