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Ming Tingler

Derived from the word "minger". The word is used to describe someone who has sex or sexual relations with a minger! It can also be used to insult a person who is even less attractive than your regular minger, also used to insult some one who has never had sex with anyone/thing.
Example 1
Julian: Hey Brad have u heard about Alex?
Brad: Nah man do tell!
Julian: He rooted Laura!
Brad: WHAT A MING TINGLER!

Example 2
Brad: Do you remember anything from last night?
Alex: nah, what happened?
Brad: u got rejected from the biggest minger! ur such a Ming Tingler

Example 3
Julian: Alex is such a Ming Tingler
Brad: HAHAHAHHAHAHA SO TRUE!!!
by Brad and Julian November 10, 2006
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minging out

1) to be in a state of vomitting, memory loss and serious drunkedness.

2) to be in a state of detoxification (hangover) wherby one may vomit or 'ming out' at the sight, smell or even the sound of food. 'Minging out' is common after nights of heavy drinking and can last from a couple of hours to whole days.

3) the word 'ming' or 'minger' can simply be applied to someone who is renowned for 'minging out' or has recently had a memorable 'minging out' experience.
''Hey look at Matt knocking on hotel doors in his boxers, he's totally minging out''

''Hey ming, you don't remember at all what happened last night do you? You must be feeling so minged out right now''

''You were so minged out you turned our room into brown town and got us chucked out the hotel''
by Holy_Joly September 8, 2009
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Travel Minge

When you’re traveling in a particularly hot country and your minge gets the stink on.

Condition worsened by the wearing of nylon or Lycra panties.
‘God I’m so hot and sweaty, I’m worried I’ve got travel minge’
by Lady G. August 30, 2021
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Ming Wei

Family friendly content very nice to watch for kids go and watch.
What is ming wei it is a type of shoe that id very good for kids.
by McLaffy March 11, 2021
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Angry Minge

A vagina which has been disused for some time, it's wrath is ready to be unleashed.

It should be approached with caution.
She was gagging for it, i've never seen such an angry minge.

Her minge was so angry it took my hand off.
by iron woman March 25, 2010
mugGet the Angry Mingemug.

minge impinge

The act of preventing a girl from getting laid by saying something or doing something that puts the other guy/girl off or distract one of them from the flirting at hand.

The female equivalent of cock block.

Similar to clam jam.
(Gemma is chatting up a guy)
Manuel: "Hey Gemma, I bought you a new toothbrush, so you don't have to use the one you dropped down the toilet anymore".
(Guy walks away)
Gemma: "Manuel, don't minge impinge me!
by famico August 30, 2013
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minge waffle

1. A fungal infection of the female nether parts, which forms a distinctive, lattice-like mildew growth between the labial folds, and which smells strongly of overripe camembert cheese.

2. A general insult used in the British Isles to deride any disliked person.
I can't believe Mr. Patterson gave me an F in my assignment. What a complete and utter minge waffle!
by Fanny Waggert June 11, 2018
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