Bearded clout

A hairy woman's vagina

I'd love to ram my sausage in diana's bearded clout!

by Jerry hatricks November 2, 2019

Honey beard

After performing cunnylingus on a woman you're face is wet and sticky from her vaginal juices

This girl got so wet when I was eating her out she wanted to kiss her but I had honey beard

by Ckelso24 June 13, 2016

bearded screwdriver

A alcoholic beverage made of a combination of orange juice and apple flavored whiskey.

man, I drank nothing but bearded screwdrivers last night

by ddunn June 13, 2018

comfort bearding

The act of growing a beard through times of great stress or hardship, usually to bring a sense of light relief to that person's life. Generally associated with tedious exam diets and/or feelings of complete ineptitude.

Dude, did you see the size of Jason's beard the other day?

Yeah man, he's been comfort bearding for the last month. These exams are soul-destroying.

by StingoftheRing May 26, 2011

bearded marby

A shot containing equal parts of Southern Comfort, Tanqueray, and Hennesy.

Can also be serves as a cocktail on the rocks with all the above ingredients and splashes of Red Bull and Arnold Palmer.

The bearded marby is designed to put hair on your chest, and of course your face.

Hey man it's pretty cold in this bar. Get me a bearded marby so I can warm up

by Shikey Tues November 23, 2010

wandering beard

Where pubic hair pases over the gooch and connects with the anal hair to form one united hair region.

I was going to go down on this girl but she had a wandering beard and I'd already flossed today so didn't fancy it.

by Bwooly1001 March 17, 2016

Bearded Traveler

When a male purposely grows a large bush. In doing so cuts his bush and leaves the pubes remaining on his body then lets a girl perform oral sex thus the loose pubes getting on her face then making her a "bearded traveler."

"Oh dang that guy just made me his bearded traveler!"

by pubesinyourface55 July 30, 2009