swardigan

half sweater, half cardigan. swardigan.

"Wow, his swardigan is lovely. Super."

by not tabitha January 29, 2014

swindle whip

To get your possessions or anything of value took away from you by someone you had interest in you or you thought they had an interest in you. Mostly by distracting you by there looks , kinda like what a gold digger does.

Dang dude , she swindle whipped your ass.

by Blittsy April 14, 2014

Swindon Trousers

The wearing of very thin, see-through leggings as trousers thereby allowing the world to see your underwear

She was wearing Swindon Trousers, I could see her underwear

by gorbachev24 June 5, 2014

Swindered

Being swindled by a tinder match...
You swipe right, get a match, say some cool ass sexy shit that gets them wet/hard and organize a late night meet only to get out there and realize that:
Pics are old as shit
They've gained A Lot of weight
Shit was seriously photoshopped
They are the wrong gender
Etc....

I thought I had a hot match on tinder but when I got out there He was a She....damn, man swindered again. (I did it anyway...it's tinder).

by james_m October 29, 2014

swardrobe

A Canadian wardrobe consisting mainly of sweaters.

Just wait until you see the rest of my swardrobe.

by Jimmythecanadian November 5, 2014

Sweird

That which is beyond weird, strange to the point of absurd. A contraction of "so weird".

Jay Leno was once considers funny??!!! That's sweird!!!!

by MockingbrdOfLove April 21, 2015

Sweird

A combination of 'that's' and 'weird' used when you're too lazy to say both words individually.

Me: Woah! Did you see that! ?
You: Yeah, sweird.

by TurdNugget June 24, 2015