Sweaty Thighs

This is when a person is very nervous and is in a great state of danger.

"Yo, your mom got sweaty thighs when we did it raw"

by Sweaty Thighs 21 April 19, 2021

Sweaty Emergency

A sweaty emergency is when an individual is in public, in-need of an urgent bowel movement, and there are no nearby public restrooms.

This experience is usually accommodated with an episode of pure panic.

My buddy Chase is so stupid, he went out on Christmas Day right after eating Taco Bell and had a sweaty emergency... Everything was closed!

by krisdb2009 December 25, 2021

Sweapon

Verb-Sweeping in the past and present

Noun-A sweating weapon

I'm sweapon the floor
Or
Look at my sweapon

by Cubbies April 15, 2022

Sweaty Indian

Any protruding solid log of fecal matter. Usually one which requires heavy physical exertion to contain within one’s anal grasp.

Kaben: “what’s going on with Braden?”
Rich: “I don’t really know he is concentrating on something pretty hard”
Kaben: “Must have a sweaty indian”

by NeusFear April 29, 2022

Sweaty Henson

A hereditary venereal disease that afflicts the male body and causes it to produce copious amounts of perspiration at the slightest bit of physical exertion.

Oh man, Mark just carried some boxes across the parking lot. He’s gonna have a bad case of Sweaty Henson later…

by The Ridger July 21, 2022

sweaty-kevin

When you have been out in the sun for so long that your taint is mess of ass juice and ball sweat.

After his round of golf in 90 degree heat his pants were clearly marked with a sweaty-kevin.

by buzztroll November 17, 2022

summer sweaty sack

The moment when your hairy ball sack begins to sweat in the hot summer sun as they slap against your penis while you're chasing after women wearing thong bikinis.

"Oh my God dude.. That woman was playing hard to get while I was chasing her down the beach when suddenly I got fucking summer sweaty sack... Now it itches until I scratch it. Damn it Beavis.

by TheBIGROD34 June 6, 2016