Stump jumper

A person who is stupid or dumb. Used by rednecks. Or someone who is useless and has nothing better to do thatn jump a stump.

"You stump jumpers need to get work."

by Misha.cas.67 February 11, 2017

cunt stump

Any vagina. This definition exemplifies the vaginas similarity to an upside down tree stump

I'll fuck her cunt stump till her tears run dry.

by jumbleia October 8, 2008

Stump Lumpies

Slang for Genital Warts.

That skank prostitute down the street gave me a bad case of the Stump Lumpies

by Joshua January 18, 2004

tree stump

nickname for a man with a penis that is smaller than the length of his thumb.

George Bush is a tree stump.

by zack December 2, 2004

Bloody stump

Screwing a girl when she has her period. The dick comes out looking like a bloody stump

by Bahama mama July 8, 2003

Stump Humper

Nickname for a electrical lineman

Hes just a stump humper, all he does is climb those wood poles to do his work.

by john smith=unkown name February 5, 2009

Post A Stump

Getting rid of ones excrement. To defecate. A solid but not too hard turd. Perfectly tapered so your asshole won't slam shut.

All I want to do is post a stump in peace but I always end up getting inturdupted.

After taking my wheatgerm I can always post a stump like a champ! I swear it knocks something loose!

by projectmatter July 14, 2009