Danish Strudel

The act of relaxing one's bowels and expelling carefully aimed fecal matter from the anus into an exposed fat roll of a gluttonous unsightly woman of great mass (fat person) and then proceeding to simulate intercourse using this excrement filled fat roll.

Terry: "Yo' Dave! I just Danish Strudeled fat Jane!"

Dave: "You sick fuck Terry."

by El Hombre' July 5, 2012

Straddle

A quicker way of moseying to class

We best straddle off to class before we're late.

by Meg May 12, 2004

strudle cake

a whore or prostitute that lives in a large box

becky t. is a strudle cake who lives in nyc.

by becky and rachel September 25, 2006

straddlebag

A woman of loose morals who willingly straddles anyone

Oh my goodness Nina you're such a straddlebag!

by Steph Ross August 3, 2007

Stradwicked

The act of having the twenty pound note you were waving to attract the barmaid
unexpectedly snatched and pocketed by the formerly trusted associate you were about to buy a drink.

Spotter John stood suddenly empty handed at the bar amidst his smirking
cohorts, "oh Sh*t ! I've been Stradwicked" he sighed.

by Dimlo Sighs August 29, 2008

Straddleships

Toilet/WC based game involing 2 people (intimate)
One person sits on the toilet whilst another person straddles them. The first person dumps his/her first ship (feces). The second person then has to try and target the first ship. If successful that person lets out the exclamation "You sank my straddleship!" The game continues until all ships are sunk or bad wind forces a stalemate.

"Me and the missus had a wicked game of straddleships last night... I was a little bit ill so it was more like napalm"

by p_levo April 8, 2009

Stradivarius

When a situation is awkward and you want to leave urgently!

Guys this is Stradivarius af, I want to go home in 2 minutes please!

by sil23456789 January 6, 2021