Scrump

Noun; a person who is highly unnecessary; to be annoying;

"Stop kicking me you scrump!"

by Clementinemacno August 1, 2017

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Scrumple

On a night out when you realise that the place is guna run out of toilet roll and you steal some for later, that, is called scrumple.

A pro will have scrumple before they even go out.

Don’t worry mate, I’ve got plenty of scrumple.

Have you got any scrumple?

Shit there’s no loo roll in here, has anyone got any scrumple?

by Haizerfeign October 15, 2017

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Scrumply is a feeling and emotion. Often described as "rough" or "scabby", if something is scrumply it is not soothing to any of the five senses. One can feel scrumply wherein they have the characteristics of an object described as scrumply or Fergalicious

"That blanket is really scrumply."
"Are you feeling scrumply today?"

by Scrotum_Tickkler June 4, 2018

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scrumptilious

a fancier way of saying scrumptious or delicious.

- Damn that cake looks scrumptilious

by Purrincessofthecats December 8, 2020

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funky scrumpin

Sexual relations; the act of having sexual relations

"Ain't no funky scrumpin up in here"
-Snoop Dogg

by Carter May 7, 2005

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anal scrumping

The practice of taking several anal virginities during one night.

Geoff: Off out for the night?
John: Yeah, going to do a bit of anal scrumping.
Geoff: You dirty bastard.

by Richard Hannay November 4, 2015

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honey-glazed scrumptious pussy

A vagina that is so sweet and tight, that it would make you call up your girl and be like

"Hey, what's good?
"Sorry I'm never comin' home I'ma stay for good"
Then hang the phone up, and proceed to lay the wood. Such pussy is so tight that you might even come fast, like 9-1-1 in white neighborhoods.

Research says that a 'honey-glazed scrumptious pussy' will never stink, and never get wide either.

Zeeshan - I want to lick Pranay's honey-glazed scrumptious pussy so fucking bad.

John - I had sex with Joanna last night, she had that honey-glazed scrumptious pussy no cap. I became a changed man after that night.

by senpaikee February 17, 2022

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