spreading shit

The art of passing around gossip, usually unfounded and aimed at defaming somebody.

"she said I had an ugly cock bro!" "don't listen to it bro, that bitch is just spreading shit because you haven't called after you nailed her last week.

by Brainfart76 October 5, 2016

standing desk

A person who uses a standing desk is generally annoying everyone about how they should use a standing desk and that its healthy

Standing Desk Person: Ah yeah, I'm so healthy! You should get a standing desk, it's healthy. Did I mention it's healthy?
Sitting Desk Person: Shut the fuck up pleaaasee

by NINJA044's PEGNIS January 17, 2017

standing hitler

Another name for boner

You have a standing hitler. Would you like to put your jews in my oven?

by Emo_memecat May 19, 2017

Standing Vegan

Standing 69, the girl is holding the guy and tossing his salad, and he is eating her out

"Dude, that girl I slept with last night was a freak"
"Really? What happened?"
"She picked me up and started eating my ass in a 69 position! "
"Dude, she just did a standing vegan on you"

by Jerry1224 September 7, 2017

standing ernie

When someone poops in a urinal, it's called a 'standing ernie'.

I went to the gas station last night to take a big fat juicy dump, when I noticed that someone did a standing ernie.

by Brokedowning/PG November 27, 2017

Standing on your crackers

Making a stupid mistake, doing something wrong by accident

You are standing on your crackers if you take that job.

by LaurenPark August 19, 2018

spreading the goose

Spreading your vagina on a Twich stream.

Dude, she was totally spreading the goose to increase subs. She'll make partner for sure!

by 2dFx October 16, 2018