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embassy suites

A sweet ass hotel owned by hilton, usually with a huge open area inside that you can fly paper airplanes and throw coins, luggage and your freinds down. They usually have free happy hour from 530-730, and you can get fresh omelettes for free for breakfast. Also each room is really 2 rooms, hence the name embassy SUITES.
1) Dad: hey guys I booked us 3 nights at the embassy suites for our upcoming trip

Daughter: thanks dad now I can get a shirley temple

Son: sweet! Do you want to fly planes off the balcony?

Mom: Ooh thanks honey now I can have some wine before we go to dinner
by Jason DeRolex June 13, 2018
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Sex sites

Sex sites are used by many boys. it involves naked hot girls, porn and dicks. it is the perfect way to show your kids of how babies are made.
Mmm let me watch some porn on Sex sites.
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United States of America

Corrupted terrorist organization. Lies, steals, tears family apart, backdates court documents. Owes people money.
by Kytrzzzz July 29, 2022
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United States of America

a worthless tasteless prank pulled off by washington himself that diffused into the parody of the 18th, 19th, 20th, and 21st centry; a wasteland known to annex and steal hawaii, alaska and attempts greenland. Inventor of shitass american cheese and discusting food abamonations.
As a canadian the United States of America is a tasteless parody of the 18th, 19th, 20th, and 21st centry.
by Knmagor November 10, 2022
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stits

"wow! shes pretty"
"bollocks, shes got stits"
by YaZoR May 6, 2003
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The United States Naval Academy

The Severn Higher Institute of Technology aka the place where a $268,000 education is shoved up your anus 1 nickel at a time.
Damnit Mom, I don't want to go back to The United States Naval Academy, it's IHTFP every day there.
by scubasteve May 13, 2005
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