3 definitions by Jason DeRolex
by Jason DeRolex June 25, 2018
A sweet ass hotel owned by hilton, usually with a huge open area inside that you can fly paper airplanes and throw coins, luggage and your freinds down. They usually have free happy hour from 530-730, and you can get fresh omelettes for free for breakfast. Also each room is really 2 rooms, hence the name embassy SUITES.
1) Dad: hey guys I booked us 3 nights at the embassy suites for our upcoming trip
Daughter: thanks dad now I can get a shirley temple
Son: sweet! Do you want to fly planes off the balcony?
Mom: Ooh thanks honey now I can have some wine before we go to dinner
Daughter: thanks dad now I can get a shirley temple
Son: sweet! Do you want to fly planes off the balcony?
Mom: Ooh thanks honey now I can have some wine before we go to dinner
by Jason DeRolex June 7, 2018
First and foremost, HOME. Where the Ashley and Cooper Rivers converge to form the Atlantic Ocean. Also the largest "city" in SC. I put city in quotes because it has a small town feel but has almost 1,000,000 in the metro area. Everybody knows everybody here, so if you do something (case in point: Thomas Ravenel, former SC treasurer who went to prison for cocaine dealing), it can ruin not only you but your family's reputation.
Don't confuse Charleston with the shithole Ohioan colony of Mt. Pleasant, which is across the Cooper River, most of the people there are self righteous and fake.
Pros:
Excellent Food
Doesn't feel crowded
Nice weather
Lots of stores
decent airport
great economy
Local news channels are good
I was born here
Cons
TOO MANY DAMN OHIOANS MOVING HERE
Roads are shit
Property is expensive
The TV show "Southern Charm"
In the same county as Mt. Pleasant
Don't confuse Charleston with the shithole Ohioan colony of Mt. Pleasant, which is across the Cooper River, most of the people there are self righteous and fake.
Pros:
Excellent Food
Doesn't feel crowded
Nice weather
Lots of stores
decent airport
great economy
Local news channels are good
I was born here
Cons
TOO MANY DAMN OHIOANS MOVING HERE
Roads are shit
Property is expensive
The TV show "Southern Charm"
In the same county as Mt. Pleasant
1) Ohioan: I just moved to Charleston from Cleveland! It's sooooo nice here, but everyone sounds funny. GO BUCKEYES!
Me: WE'RE FULL GO BACK
2) Person from Mt. Pleasant: I live in Charleston!
Someone from Charleston: no honey you're from Mt. Plastic
Me: WE'RE FULL GO BACK
2) Person from Mt. Pleasant: I live in Charleston!
Someone from Charleston: no honey you're from Mt. Plastic
by Jason DeRolex June 7, 2018