Sewer Caps

Oversized dark brown nipples that are flush with and the same color as their aureolas.

Sewer caps are boring to play with.

by RheaovChaos May 7, 2015

Steering Wheel Statement

An example of ridiculous Corporate-Speak. It is a positioning statement used by whoever is in charge to guide the participants of a project towards the desired aim or business goal.

It is a classic example of using three words when one will suffice !

"What's our steering wheel statement for this project/mission/job <delete as appropriate>?"

by Pierre Themeat January 11, 2017

sewerpipe pasta

What some people call Penne pasta because it looks like little itty bitty sewerpipes.

{From a grocery list}:

light blubs
Special K cereal
sewerpipe pasta
taper powels
bungwipe

by Telephony April 25, 2017

Stewarts whore

An attention seeking whore from upstate New York that works at Stewarts Shops. They crave attention from married and taken men. Whether they themselves are married or not.

Who needs tinder, get yourself a Stewarts whore!?

by JJJOBRAG November 8, 2017

stewed to the gills

A term of endearment expressing love and extreme sympathy for germophobe wannabe electricians who suffer from SMG. Typically this little rascal is named Eric.

As Eric admired his pea shooters in the mirror. He was totally stewed to the gills.

by SisterStealer January 15, 2019

Sewer Sixty Nine

Back in 1889 (one year after the straw was invented) this was a game created by street hookers in Framingham, Massachusetts. Back then it was called Pooter Shooter but it was given it's modern name some time later in the early 2000's. It is a game in which 2 hookers will get into the sixtynine position and insert straws into their anuses'. Each player inserts the other end of the straw into their mouth. The goal of the game is to make your opponent vomit. First to vomit is the loser. Loser has to dip their genitalia in sewer water.

Crystal: "Hey hooka! You want to get into some Sewer Sixty Nine later?"

Diamond: "Oh you you mean the ol' Pooter Shooter? You know it betch!

by PizzyPie January 23, 2020

sewerpickleball

A game played by 2-4 people. A large meal is consumed approximately 1 hour before playing then the players meet at the court to start playing Sewerpickleball. The first person with explosive diarrhea pulls their shorts down and shits on the court and yells Sewerpickleball!! The game continues with the object being not to hit the ball in the pile of diarrhea but if so a point is deducted from the side that hit it plus they have to clean the ball.

It was Taco Tuesday and Paul called asking about getting a group together for a game of Sewerpickleball. Aaron and Austin were called and we met at Mexican place and ate 6 tacos apiece and refried beans to get ready for the big match.

by Jose McSpray May 18, 2022