Alka-Seltzer party

A bunch of very hungover and bored individuals taking their Alka-Seltzers in unison after drinking too much the night before.

..yeah, and this morning we had an Alka-Seltzer party over at Fred's. No more tequila for me for the rest of my life.

by spacecadet79 January 13, 2013

Stealthbag

The act of teabagging in a stealthy manner.
There are a variety of stealthbags, including the flying stealthbag and the reverse stealthbag.

"Lucy was just sitting there when Josh came out of nowhere and stealthbagged her with his huge sack"

by SenorLanky June 21, 2008

stealth chocolate

Chocolate you eat in private when you're on a diet.

I've been doing really well on my diet today with the exception of some stealth chocolate I bought when I was at the grocery store.

by Cayster February 8, 2010

speltard

Speltard: someone who not only can't spell worth a shit but is also too stupid to look the word up in the dictionary and correct it. Also, a person who consistently misfiles things because they can't get it through their thick head that ABX comes before AXB.

I can't believe they let speltards graduate from university." Or, "Who are the fucking speltards that keep misfiling shit around here?

by J-Bullets November 26, 2010

stealth bomber

A rare combination of stealth boobs and stealth ass. We are talking about a girl who at first looks like nothing special and then, one day, without warning, you realize she has beautifully large tits AND a beautifully large ass. The only thing that goes through your mind before you decide you absolutely need to fuck her is how did she hide all of that for long??

I used to think that chick was average, but then I realized underneath that sweat-suit she was hiding gold. God damnit I wanna fuck that stealth bomber.

by Stealth Seeker June 5, 2011

Stealth Booker

Somebody who constantly monitors statuses and interaction on facebook while rarely posting anything themselves or drawing attention to their own account. People are subsequently surprised by the amount of knowledge of facebook this person actually has

Guy 1: So anyway I was posting a load of joke stuff on facebook last night that was really funny...like I posted a quip about sexual depravity
Girl 1: Oh yeah I saw that! I rofled
Guy 1: ?

(Guy 1 is now chilling with his amigos or homeboys or friends or whatever)

Guy 1: Somehow she knows about all my shit but I didn't think she used facebook much
Guy 2: Wtf? She never posts or anything
Guy 3: She's a classic Stealth Booker. She maintains a limited visible online presence herself but she's always aware of what's going on
Guy 1: Kinky BITCH!.......

by Blargle Margle June 8, 2011

stealth queer

a homosexual who sneaks in under the gaydar.

"What, NPH is gay?"
"Yea, he's a stealth queer. Totally sneaks in under the gaydar".

by JBro89 November 15, 2011