Shear

An expression of superiority used by many males and some females on their partners after sexual intercourse. The superior person urinates all over his or hers companion, degrading them, making them feel the inferior person in the relationship. Sometimes used for recreational purposes.

Dude, she wigged me out, i had just pulled a Lord Byron on her and then she asked me to Shear her, so I had to run.

by Alex Sklar May 24, 2004

shears

a person that is not part of a larger group. Such groups are jocks, preps, nerds. A shears is a person that doesn't fit into any of the said groups.

"That Mike kid is a total shears."

by Michael Shears April 6, 2007

shit smear

Usually a phenomenon left to the realm of public bathrooms or workplace bathrooms, literally a smear of shit often occuring in unexpected areas such as the floor or the wall, confusing the succeeders of the incident.

There were fresh shit smears on the wall, which may seem a strange observation to make, but he had only just been in the bathroom an hour earlier when the wall was actually just plain white tile, whereas now it had become newly decorated with what he wanted to believe were just strokes of brown paint, but he knew in his heart it was something much more human in origin.

by Eponymous Bosch November 12, 2004

steard

a hardly-grown, almost shadow-like beard and mustache

(beard + stache = steard)

At the beginning of "No Shave November," men start to grow steards before they grow into their beard.

i.e.
Person 1: "I hope Andy Zenor grows his Steard back"
Person 2: "Me too. I really miss his steard."
Person 1: "Same here. It didn't even get a chance to grow into a full beard." *sigh*

by BobSagetty December 27, 2009

Stearns Kentucky

A derogatory term for Stearns County. An extremely white trash shithole in central Minnesota known for its obesity, alcoholism, transparent racism and most famously Stearns County Syndrome. Includes Saint Cloud and many surrounding communities.

Why the hell do half of the trucks on this town have Confederate flag in the back window? We're 1,000 miles from the closest Confederate state?

It's Stearns Kentucky, what do you expect?

by AsteRexxx October 13, 2018

Stearmanned

1)Blindo, blind drunk.
Richard Stearman, Sheffield United defender, blind drunk after getting United back into the Premier League.

I'm going to go and get absolutely stearmanned tonight!

by BeesyChalls April 28, 2019

Stearns High School

Ew.

If you’re lookin’ to send your child to a school where they’ll be surrounded by white ignorant, immature, and racist children - Stearns High School is the perfect place for you.

by Mount Katahdin May 5, 2020