virgin status

A facebook status with no likes or comments.

HEY... LOL GO LIKE MY STATUS REALLY QUICK BECAUSE IT'S DOPE AND I DON'T WANNA DELETE IT BUT I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A VIRGIN STATUS.

by aKimboB September 16, 2010

status assassin

Someone who misuses the word "status" as a concrete object in the workplace. This is usually the sign of a micro-manager or someone working their way towards middle management.

Mary: I asked for that report last week. Can I get a status?
Bob: It's almost done

Mary: I need a status on that requisition.
Phil: It should be ready by Tuesday.

Mary: Could you give me a status on the new program?
Alan: Sure, how about "pending?"
Mary: Uh no, I mean... I need to know... Uh...
Alan: What? I gave you a status, you status assassin!

by Jock Tam July 28, 2009

Stalker Status

Noun/Adjective: One of the status words pointing out or describing a weird, unoridinary, or stalkerish person.
2: someone watching you for no reason, mainly from afar.

S.S: Yeah, I was at the grocery store and saw you buy those new boxers.

Me: Yo, stalker status! *backs away*

by CJ Fizz May 16, 2008

facebook status

Uh, where it says on facebook what you're doing right now.

Check out Oprah's facebook status today. She's still talking about how fat she got.

by newsvava February 10, 2009

social status

Where you fall on the social class ladder. Determined by occupation, wealth, net worth, dress and manners.

Can be divided into different segments such as homeless all the way up to upscale/rich.

What's your social status?

by Atotrf February 13, 2008

Facebook Status Hiatus

As a member of Facebook, you do not add a status for a long period of time.

I should be on facebook status hiatus for a while, I put too damn many of them on in one day!

by KaHiFa July 7, 2009

Become a statistic

Noun
1. To die by some means and be counted in a statistic grouping
2. To commit suicide and be counted in said group

1. "Deaths by D.U.I." "Deaths from overdose" "Deaths from cancer" "Deaths from heart attacks" "Deaths from choking"
2. "New Mexico has the 2nd highest teen suicide rate in the U.S."

Example: Too many teens commit suicide and end up dead because they chose to become a statistic.

by Steve Indigo March 10, 2006