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Gas station burrito

When you have a hot shower, put your dick inside and burn the inside of her pussy.
Hey Steve, you invited Wendy over tonight?
Oh yeah Frank! I'm gonna give her a gas station burrito.
by erichansensmom May 21, 2016
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Total Station

A surveying instrument that is a combined theodolite and distomat resulting in a single unit cabable of measuring both distance and angle.
Boss: Hey, use that total station and set out the kerbline for the new road.
Surveyor: No. I prefer using it to spy on the girls changing room.
Boss: Let me see!!
by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006
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fornication station

i. A place where people fornicate.
ii. A whorehouse.

A term I came up with just because it rhymes, and I was horny as hell.
Come to my fornication station, lover.

Tony and Tamela had hot, wild sex at their fornication station, a.k.a., out in public.

Come to the fornication station. The whores are whorifically sexy.
by PaperMachete November 13, 2005
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Metro Station

A band that everyone but me seems to like,
i think they suck
they couldnt write a good song to save their lives,
but they are catchy.
also, too repetitive.
"hey did you hear metro station?"

"yeah and i will never ever get their song out of my head, ever"
by renemsee lol i am cool :) October 19, 2008
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Metrosexual Station

What the male fans of the the band "The Metro Station" ride on as they skim freakishly close to boarding The Gayline Railroad.

A combination of the words Metro Station and Metrosexual, both of which utterly elude me.
"Jimmy is becoming a slave to Disney bands. Last month the Joehoez, and he just bought a ticket at the Metrosexual Station. What a dufflebag."
by H*ck Yeah May 6, 2009
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fuck station

Someone who is a complete prick, or someone who is so stupid, if they were any stupider, they'd be a rock.

see fuckstick, fuckwit, fuckhead, fucknuts, fuckknuckle... you get the idea.
I was driving down the freeway last night and I got heinously cut off by this fuck station in his "fully sick" Silvia.
by Choda Boy 57 July 24, 2007
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Docking station

The act of two men placing their penises into both sides of a Chinese finger trap.
Dan:Hey man want to meet up at my place and test out my new docking station?
Cody:Sure just don't tell anyone.
by buttafingaboi December 27, 2013
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