Satanic Dump

Taking a massive dump on someones chest then lighting it on fire. You then savour the delicious smell and then begin to run your genitalia in it.

CAUTION: CONTENTS MAY BE HOT!!

Ryan Bosch of Lee, NH burned his penis skin off by giving his friend Jay Garrity a Satanic Dump.

by Felipe November 27, 2004

Spawn Of Satan

Especially annoying animals or children.

Babysitter 1 (to Babysitter 2):Oh GOD! The Spawn of Satan has arrived an hour early!!

by Bedshaped April 1, 2007

Hotter than Satan's ballsack

This is most hot. This condition occurs only when humidity is almost non existent and temperatures reach that of 120 to 130 degrees Fahrenheit. Wearing body armor and gas masks seem unbearable. Small, dark colored pets die seemingly without warning. A great time to make beef jerky out doors.

Hotter than Satan's Ballsack

Yo dog, it be hotter than Satan's ballsack up in this bitch!

by s2vet June 23, 2010

Satanic Bible

Written by Anton LaVey; philosophy book of the Church of Satan.

I follow the Satanic Bible.

by Kain May 9, 2004

Spawn of Satan

A really annoying kid, person, or one's mother-in-law.

Adam: Hey John, who're you talking to?
John: the spawn of Satan
Adam: Ah, your mother-in-law.

by Satan's Underdog January 4, 2012

satanic

Often related to Evil or Cruel when the religion isn't actually known or understood. It's not full of goat raping, animal killing, kiddy fiddling/killing or any sort of murdering unless an ADULT person actually deserves it.
This is because an adult person knows right from wrong, they know exactly what they are doing... If a person punches you, don't love thy enemy... Kick his fucking ass!!!

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

Satan

The guy to whom the Stones give sympathy (they call him the devil).

Pleased to meet you
Won't you turn my way?

by staccato brainstem February 14, 2005