Squirtling

When you and your significant other squirt at the same time in front of each other

Jesse: me and my girl were having such a good time and we ended up squirtling!
Amanda: damn, good shit! I wish my girl would do that for me!

by Iminschoolandbored April 13, 2022

Squirgin

a gambling restaurant owning virgin

girl: you see that squirgin over there?
boy: yeah he lost 25k in 3 weeks

by StockMarketCom June 9, 2022

squaring

multiplying a number by itself

In math, the squared symbol (²) is an arithmetic operator that signifies multiplying a number by itself. The “square” of a number is the product of the number and itself. Multiplying a number by itself is called “squaring” the number.

by bluestinger66 November 21, 2022

squinting like a wanking jap

The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .

For fuck sake Gerald put your Ray-bans on ,

You’re squinting like a wanking jap

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

Squilling

When this dumb bitch doesn’t know how to spell “squealing”

“man what tf does swquilling mean”

“squilling isn’t a word”

by ballsinjaws February 28, 2023

squirmage

adj. squirm with strong intent

If you see any squirmage I will knock him out.

by tonkinannie March 17, 2023

squirmandle

Rhetorical obfuscation in the form of half truths and intentional deflections.

Joe Biden, Donald Trump, and OJ Simpson were all attempting to squirmandle out of any direct admissions or forthright responses in their interviews this last weekend. Oh my God turn on CNN, OJ just died! Call my mom and tell her to cancel her checks to him from her girl’s weekend at the Tropicana.

by Mondavi July 11, 2024