Squeef

The act when an excited egirl/fangirl/thot/female in general performs the common act of saying "squee" as they become excited but instead of merely attracting simps and incels through their voice, they unleash a blast of vaginal flatulence destined to ring both the Liberty bell and the gongs in the Shaolin monastery at the same time. This squeef has such energy and stench that every man from miles around (and some women too er well most women to be quite honest) as the vaporous stench imbibes itself within the nasal passageways of the ones blessed enough to receive it. It's guaranteed to attract even the most resilient soul and draw the attention of potential mates from miles around.

Emily: OMG girl did you see BTS?! I love them so so sooooo much like they're just so SQUEE *BRRRRAP*

Aidan: *SNIFF* hey ooh Em I didn't know you were so hawt *SNIFF*

Damaged person: WTF Emily did you just squeef?

Emily: Hehe um yeah I did you wanna smell it??

by Sneed d'Elaine December 2, 2020

Squeebie Woobie

Squeebie Woobie is a word (yes A word) to represent something stupid.

Oh my lord that's so Squeebie Woobie. Or Oh my lord your so Squeebie Woobie.

by Professor. Willoughby February 14, 2021

squearly

When a male, usually a teenage boy, is interacting with a female counterpart and gets so excited that he squirts a load in his pants before even seeing a nipple.

This is also known to happen to introverted Boy Scouts in a strip club before the song even starts.

- Hey girl, how did things go with that boy you met at the party last night?
- Well, I had him take me to my apartment after we left. Things were going great and we were flirting hardcore. We made out all the way up the steps to my front door. When we got there, he was acting nervous and that's when I noticed...
- Oh shit, did he squearly?
- Yep, totally squearlied through his khakis.
- That's so embarrassing!
- Well, after that, I was pissed. I made him take off his pants and underwear and told him to put on the panties I was wearing then sent him to the couch to sleep. After that, I called my fuck-buddy to come over and took it in the ass with my bedroom door open so that wuss could hear how a real man does thing.
- Damn girl, you're savage as fuck!
- Sure am...considering I had that wuss take my fuck-buddy home after I got done rimming him.

by Bobby the Bug Man May 12, 2021

Squeege

A person who has a extremely high voice.

"Hey Squeege, if you don't be silent, i will tape your mouth shut."

by FrogFanatic June 2, 2021

Squeeble

A very nosy person, one who looks up made up words upon being told to by their friend.

Mason is a total Squeeble, he looked this up at my very command!

by Cattail (KidNamedFinger) December 12, 2022

Squeeb

-everything but nothing at the same time.

“Squeeb you later!”
“I’m Squeebin that jawhn!”

by Squeebert June 11, 2023

DJ Squeegie

a disc jockey that is also employed as a window washer. typically plays repetitive house music, shuns drugs publicly yet indulges privately, and will find the most remote, reclusive living situation so that he can disappear from the face of the earth as soon as he discovers one of his exes has actually slept with another man, regardless of the time that has elapsed.

one who speaks incessantly without regard for the listener's need to get the FUCK off of the phone

hey man, are you going out tonight?

no, i have to stay home and facestalk my exes.

come on, dude, don't be a DJ Squeegie!

by dr evil. April 24, 2011