Squash

To become a couch potato until further notice.

Usually given as an order/instruction by a parent, authority figure or even a personal companion who is asking you to stay put for an indefinite amount of time.

I went to pick up frozen yogurt and bumped into her and the kids and they tagged along and I had to take them a bunch of places.

Why didn’t you tell them to squash themselves?

by Mrbigglesworth123456 December 22, 2023

tub squash

Something that a stupid fucktard named nick made up, basically a way to get you into a bathtub and rape you.

Josh shut up or I will Tub Squash you!

by I Witchdoctor I January 29, 2018

Water squash

When you and your bro get in the shower together and consummate your relationship by taking part in consensual sexual relations.

“Damn bro I heard Austen and Reis finally hit that water squash together”

by Chantix69 October 29, 2021

Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.

I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.

by JoeyBomm March 6, 2023

Squash

To rapidly twerk on a stop sign while eat a bowl of ramen.

I was so drunk last night I squashed

by Frizbee butthole November 9, 2019

jacking my squash

When somebody is pissing you off

Random guy: your kinda gay. Me: your really jacking my squash right about now

by Kylethajit September 28, 2021