spattern

A sweater or a piece of clothing with a striped pattern

Or a random word you made up

"Oh, this spattern sweater looks lovely!"

by Agent pickle April 16, 2022

stuttercunt

A stuttering cunt that stutters in text.

stuttercunt: I-i-I-I need t-t-to g-g-g-go 😭😭!

by Pizza ass July 28, 2023

Stuttering Tom

When 12 guys fuck one guy so hard that the spaces in his sentences disappear resulting in what sounds like stuttering.

Andy must have got a stuttering Tom last night because I can’t understand a word he says.

by Jbrooksie711 October 12, 2023

Chimney Spotter

Local nickname for a bloke in Beverley who used to walk around looking up at the chimneys on houses whilst laughing and getting sexual satisfaction! Also used to pace alongside trains in the station nodding at his reflection in the windows!

Darrel: "Who's the window licker with a hard on looking at my roof?"
Chris: "Chill mate, he's the Chimney Spotter"

by oscarino June 7, 2009

Starbucks Stutter

The phenomenon that affects folks (usually those who were born prior to 1950) at Starbucks, when they suddenly freeze and have no idea what to say or do when the barista asks them for their order when trying to buy a plain old cup of coffee.

Usually followed by groans and exchanged glances among the snotty cardigan-wearing yuppies and corporate scumbags in three-piece suits waiting in line behind them.

Can also be associated with the shock of paying more than $0.50 for a cup of coffee.

Customer 1: "Dude! Did you see that geezer get the Starbucks Stutter when he couldn't even order his joe?"

Customer 2: "Yeah! That was some serious java stage fright!"

by interregnum September 15, 2009

Community Spitter

Usually an empty two liter bottle or milk jug with napkins or paper towels and the top cut to make for a wider opening for a number of people to spit chewing tobacco products in.

Hey Justin let me see a knife and that empty two liter we need a community spitter for this party.

by USMC-DT August 6, 2010

Camera Shutter

Slang for butt hole or anus. Usually starts out tight but opens wide once pounded. The end result is resemblance of a camera shutter.

When she bends over naked, her camera shutter takes a pic of me. Dude go wash your camera shutter, you stink.

by Blanco 2.0 January 5, 2014