Pokémon spread

When a woman bends over and spreads her asscheeks apart with her hands, revealing both asshole and cooter at the same time.

My girl gave me the Pokémon spread last night. It was fucking amazing!

by Mclovin-69 January 25, 2022

jed the spread

Narcissistic camper type, free loading at a location near you. Often seen filming their stools and getting confused with simple words like caravan or camping.

Hey Ronny, your so Jed the spread you don't even know it

by Fred Mc Wolfbox February 1, 2018

Nutella Spread

the nutella spead is the act shitting in your hand and or the girls face then continue to rub said shit all over her face till it completely covers it

A gurl let me nutella spread yo face!

by Nutella Spread May 21, 2015

Taqueria stall spread

The accumulation of buggers, fecal mater and dry vomit that tends to accumulate on the wall of the bathroom of your local taqueria.

While I was taking a dump I added to the taqueria stall spread.

by davinci de paris July 10, 2009

bed spread

1: A woman who once brought into the bed room , automaticaly takes her clothes off and lies on the bed, back down, face up, legs spread wide open.

2: A woman easily coerced into sexual pleasure, free of charge.

Ex: Yeah, Man she's hot, but watch out that bed spread has been all over town.

Ex.2: Hell yeah, I'm going to the club to pick up a fine-ass,bed spread.

by the anonymous conundrum December 27, 2007

The Spread

The act of a male or female that while bending over, while removing their pants, tightly grips their ass cheeks from the crack and then pulls outward to reveal their asshole.

I'm in the locker room, I turn around and boom, she snuck in a hit me with "the spread"!

by AyoDirtySauce January 6, 2016

milk-spread pie

The real name for cheesecake.

Hey uncle Tom, can you cut me a piece of that milk-spread pie? It looks delicious!

by thisisnottony January 19, 2013