Splunted off the Gaff

Extremely stoned; high on Grand Daddy Purp; greened-out

I smoked a whole blunt to myself and now I’m absolutely splunted off the gaff.

by owowman November 10, 2025

Splunker

A anal insert, also known as a probing tube for the anus.

YUP, YOU JUST GOT THE SPLUNKER!

by The rankist troll November 23, 2025

Monkey Splunker

To Splunk on ones Monkey

bob Robbertson is a raging Monkey Splunker

by the great wahzoo November 5, 2009

Cum Spounge

Someone used to wipe your cum on

e.g kieren is a cum spounge

by steven bellend May 10, 2011

show splurge

When you watch a show in its entirety over a period of hours, days, or weeks. What happens right before a show hole. See also Binge watching.

"Hey Seth, you wanna come out with us tonight?" "Nah, I'm just gonna stay home and show splurge Trailer Park Boys this weekend."

by dmarie3 June 14, 2016

Fun Spunge

Somebody who sucks the life blood out of any and all forms of enjoyment expressed by others.

God I'm glad Bex isn't here, it's impossible to have fun around that girl, she's such a fun spunge.

by Jakob lew October 24, 2016

Ticy Spounge

When you get pins and needles in your tongue, to where it gets heavy and you can no longer talk properly.

"Dude I totally got a ticy spounge while trying to talk in class today...so embarrassing."

by TicySpoungeGaloore April 26, 2020