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Shlorking

A word used by men to tell a woman if they're about to ejaculate a bucket of sperm
"I'm about to shlork, get ready!"
"I'm shlorking!"
by Mootegotboot July 21, 2023
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Sperging

“Sperging”is when a person with Aspergers (or any type of Autism) starts to freak out and yell over something triggering their autism.
“Dude! I can’t stand Tyler anymore, he keeps Sperging out!”

“What a little autistic bitch!”
by CaptainKazoWee September 27, 2023
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Shleaking

Shleaking (verb) is the act of slicing, piercing, or otherwise opening a mans testicles, colloquially referred to as the
"ballsack", for the purpose of letting the semen content flow out through the wol freely, in a similar process and ideology t
"Bloodletting". However, this is solely for sexual pleasure from either the participal being cut (The Shleakee) or the one participating in the act of cutting the individual in question (The Shleaker)
Pleasure can be derived from the act of being cut, cutting the participating individual, or from the resulting flow of semen from the fresh wound.
Hey girl you down for some shleaking later?
by Jona_Da_Fox January 15, 2024
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Slarking

The opposite of Gaslighting. Derived from Soliddarking.
"I don't gaslight, I only Slark."

"She's known for Slarking, her ex gaslit her a lot so she's doing the opposite."
by ActiveUser1963 January 20, 2024
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Sleeking

The act of pulling the foreskin over the tip of the penis right before orgasm, causing the seman to cover the tip of the penis
Yo bro I've been sleeking so much that thr cum has crystalized
by Nameymcnameface February 24, 2024
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speaking pool

A ceremonial participation award for people that didn’t make it into the debating team.
Hi students, Prince Charming and Snow White are the speakers, bashful, happy, angry, grumpy and sleepy are in the speaking pool.
by ZomboxSniper March 12, 2024
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Shlarking

The act of slapping a weiner on someones face in hopes that they do something with it.
"I was shlarking her last night. She knew exactly what to do"
by Percyboi March 30, 2024
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