Somebody shoot me in the ass

Slang that it used when somebody is talking nonsense or when somebody is starting to getting you angry for what he/she saying.

Mary: how can you say this dress is blue. It’s white not blue.

Heather: it is blue, I don’t know where you see white.

Mary: it’s white.

Either: somebody shoot me in the ass.

by Hypie November 22, 2021

Sometimey ass bitch

Is a bitch that says she's real or a ride or die chick that's down for you but sometimes she's going down on someone else

Thought I married a real one but turns out she was just a sometimey ass bitch

by Theoriginalreject April 1, 2022

somewise

rich 16 year old what prob makes more then you're whole family whats lowk sad af @doxxing on titkok losers

somewise makes more money then u

by bandit for the btc April 17, 2023

somewiselol

Adrian mostly known as “somewiselol” is a very talented kid what has came up with big celebrity’s like AdinRoss,HeelMike and many other special content creators “somewiselol” has peaked at a stunning crypto balance of 550k-4M running countless social media pages for many “instagram enterprises n entrepreneurs trying to get big on the platform” somewise was also known for selling verified tiktok accounts in the late 2021s making over 30k a month even tho he lost half of his net gambling he has made an amazing come back to his rightful n pleased lifestyle online - love Jayxd ur fav com kid

somewiselol is too rich!

by somewiselol July 4, 2023

Somebody who wears sunglasses inside

Somebody who is really fucking cool and super attractive

That's somebody who wears sunglasses inside he must be really cool

by Nizzlebomb November 2, 2023

beating somebody down to a lie

This is an old fashioned way of simply saying that somebody is lying. Most of the time, the liar is really trying to convince the person of that lie. The lie may be repeated, the liar may argue, and even tell more lies to reinforce the original lie. Beating somebody down to a lie can also be expressed as beating somebody down to a pack of lies, when several different lies are told.

He beat me down to a lie. He said he hadn't been drinking and the whole time he smelled of alcohol so strong you wouldn't believe it. It's really sick how he can be beating somebody down to a lie like he does. I think he has himself convinced he's telling the truth.

by mama'sfamilynut1983 September 23, 2013

Cutting somebody's Rat

When you cut off someone's Dick off with a shiv.
Rat is a euphemism for dick. Like Amber Heard would have done if the marriage would have continued.

Amber was definitely "cutting somebody's Rat" yesterday, like she did with Johnny last week!

by Darkscrolls2enjoyer November 1, 2022