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sometimey 

an adjective. Used to describe someone who only wants to know you when they want something - other than that you never hear from them.
Renee is such a sometimey bitch. I haven't talked to her in two months, but now she wants to borrow my car!
sometimey by winnie123 September 26, 2008

sometimey 

His mood is very sometimey. He should definitely see a psychiatrist.
sometimey by BaconSkye November 13, 2021

Sometimey ass bitch 

Is a bitch that says she's real or a ride or die chick that's down for you but sometimes she's going down on someone else
Thought I married a real one but turns out she was just a sometimey ass bitch

It really do be like that sometimes 

Sometimes, you just do something, and your friend asks a question. “It really do be like that sometimes” is a good response.
“Why is the baby hanging from the roof?”

“It really do be like that sometimes”

Don't be sad, this is how it works out sometimes

A phrase used in response to someone who is disappointed in a thing that turns out to be underwhelming and bad/mediocre to assure them that can just be how things go sometimes.
"This game is an unfinished mess. Why would they remove even the basic elements of a first person shooter?"
"Don't be sad, this is how it works out sometimes"

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparklemotion. 

A reference indicating that the person being doubted is lacking in the mock politeness required to convince someone that the person really cares about attending to events, duties or rituals that no-one should ever be asked to perform.

From a quote from the movie Donnie Darko. Sparklemotion is a set of six year old girls doing a Solid Gold dancers act.
You're not going to the Berkeley protest for organic leeks? Somehow I doubt your commitment to Sparklemotion!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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